she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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