all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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