I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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