Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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