I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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