who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
there was a trapeze. enough said
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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