The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
We need to get me chipped asap
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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