I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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