weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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