Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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