Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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