With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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