Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize