Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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