How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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