SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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