I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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