it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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