People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize