Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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