is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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