i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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