Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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