Soap is not a condiment
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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