butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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