Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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