Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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