i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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