This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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