I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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