All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
as a side note pls kill me
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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