absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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