She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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