We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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