Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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