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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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