yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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