I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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