They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
it glows. i had to have it.
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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