I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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