billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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