help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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