My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
She bit a glass in half.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Pooping to opera.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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