i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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