There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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