I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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