I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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