Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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