Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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