operation harelip BJ is a go
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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